Newsflash – newborn babies are incredibly hard work. I have a backache from bouncing the screaming (but unbelievably cute) tot on my knee. I’ve tried dumping her into her bouncing chair to get a bit of respite but she just slumps over and pouts at me with ever-greater exaggeration – and if that doesn’t work, she screams again. She’s inherited her dad’s Dave-Mustaine-lip-curling-snarl, so the angrier she gets, the funnier it gets, but she is awfully noisy. So I pretty much don’t have time to blog.