The incredibly lifelike celebrity lookalike dolls of Noel Cruz

I have a wobbly headed Legolas doll in a box somewhere, an Evil Dead Ash and a few other bits and pieces stored away. I love merchandise, and always wanted Spaceballs: The Flamethrower as a kid. What I love less is how little these toys for grown-ups tend to resemble the characters that inspired them. I mean, they usually look like this:

Yeah, apparently that’s supposed to be Edward from Twilight. I doubt you’d get that if it wasn’t explained.  Noel Cruz‘s version, by contrast … well, that looks a little more like Robert Pattinson.  And by a little, I mean a lot.

I think Kristen Stewart would be pretty pleased with her doll, too.


I’m more impressed with the Angelina Jolie doll, though:


The Farrah Fawcett doll includes her trademark “flicked” hair, but if you feel like acquiring some Charlie’s Angels merchandise, she ain’t cheap.


Meryl Streep (in The Devil Wears Prada) is not amused.


It’s something that appeals to me, since I once spent several hours trying to get my Fallout: New Vegas follower to look more like her voice actor, Felicia Day:

Luckily, Felicia herself was pleased with my efforts. It must be very strange to see yourself in miniature.

Still, I suppose when you get to Diana Ross levels of fame, you’d just take it in your stride.


Amazing stuff. I just wish I could afford to buy them all!




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