Rise of the Planet of the Apes

As usual lately, there’s no time to go into too much detail, but Rupert Wyatt’s glossy sci-fi yarn is technically spotless, well-acted by all (including Andy Serkis in the virtual monkey suit, James Franco as the sympathetic human, and a near-unrecogniseable Tom Felton playing another sadistic bully.  Read more…

Jonny Greenwood and Penderecki collaboration up for pre-order now

Now available for pre-order is a side-by-side compilation of works by avant-garde composer Penderecki – probably best known for Threnody‘s inclusion in The Shining and The Children of Men – and Jonny Greenwood (yes, that bloke from Radiohead, who also did the soundtrack to There Will Be Blood).

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Anyone who’s ever dated a musician (or is one) will relate to this.

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Funny, but I tend to get the opposite of that – he’d be banging on about it through the romantic meal, while I’m trying to watch TV, etc.

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Lanie Lane

No time to type today, so I’ll just link you to a very fine song by Australian blues-jazz singer Lanie Lane. There’s something about her that makes me think she should be on a David Lynch soundtrack.

#musicmonday : Friends – I’m His Girl

This makes me feel so incredibly old. It’s not that it’s aping the 80s – we were aping the 80s back in the 90s, after all. Nope, it’s that it goes to such lengths to pretend to be from that unseemly decade, in all its mixtape-and-batwing-sleeves glory.

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Missing Logic: Hanna

I figured a film about a teen assassin starring Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana and Cate Blanchett was a pretty safe bet, but there are just too many credulity-stretching head-scratching moments for Hanna to be any good.

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Top 100 singles of all time: 93 – Red Hot Chili Peppers – Give It Away

Another painfully obvious choice. There are a few curveballs later in the list, trust me.

You have to remember that rock music pretty much sounded like this

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Resident Evil 6 Release Date Announced

What’s with the floppy hair? Hmm. OK, so RE6 has been given a 20 November release date, which might give me enough time to play one through five. What? I haven’t played any of the Resident Evil games? In my defence, I’ve started to, but I just can’t get on with the mechanics.  Read more…

The Kingdoms of Thorn and Bone

This might surprise you, but I don’t really read fantasy fiction. You might have gleaned otherwise from the slew of Terry Pratchett and JK Rowling books on my shelf, but those are two of the most widely-read authors in Britain. I’m not much of a reader lately, but my go-to fare is more of the Michael Crichton variety. I enjoy clean, efficient, unobtrusive prose – which also explains the few Stephen King books that share that shelf.

So that’s the real reason for the Greg Keyes novels, which came recommended from a friend. When I heard he was writing the Elder Scrolls spin-off books, I instantly understood why he’d been chosen, since his world and Bethesda’s are so similar as to seem interchangeable. What they share is a mundane sense of the magical – its presence is as low-key and matter-of-fact as the sci-fi in Battlestar Galactica. What’s kept in the foreground is the real drama of a highly-charged political situation, and the carnage of its graphically-described battle scenes. In that, it’s closer to one of the many dramatisations of the Tudor royals than your usual Elves-and-sorcery nonsense.  Read more…

The Day Today

This hilarious spoof news broadcast was among the items I bought with my Christmas money. What’s truly frightening is that only the fashion dates it – television is just as banal and irritating nearly 20 years on. Created by comedians Chris Morris and Armando Ianucci, it started out as a radio show called On The Hour before being adapted for television.

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